(Or: in which Karkat Vantas is accidentally propositioned two different memos are had several relationships are implied, flipped, and implied again four interspecies couples are discussed, a fifth is strongly suggested, and a sixth subtly demonstrated everyone is very confused by alien romance and sexuality systems there is a reasonable amount of innuendo and John Egbert has been kept woefully out of the loop.) For a prompt on the kink meme. Summary: Items and ideas from the trolls’ culture sometimes appear in the humans’, and not always in ways that they appreciate. Interspecies diplomacy at its finest by adjuvantQasida Mythology has always appealed to me, and seeing the trolls as figures in human pantheons is very entertaining. Upon entering the new universe as gods, however, they discover that the native alien mythology implies a very different sequence of events. Summary: The trolls win their game and claim the Ultimate Reward, with no Bec Noir to screw everything up and no asteroid to go stir-crazy on. Pairings: mainly DaveTerezi, but also some TereziGamzee But it’s done very well and an enjoyable read if you like either of these characters. location can and may change given situations. you find yourself in john egberts house, or at least something that looks like it, yet you can hear honks come from the vents. It’s not a pairing I see often, and I guess that’s part of the reason I love it. a place to have fun with pretty much no rules (FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY was taken sadly) Description. One of the LOHAT readers inquired about whether or not intimate depictions between characters other than Gamzee and Karkat (like, say for example Terezi/Dave) would be present in the story. If you are going to watch someone drown you damn well need to be the person who instigated it in the first place. A/N: Alright, going to get straight to the point to avoid rambling. Summary: Equius Zahhak is a fucking disgusting snobbish hoofbeast fetishist with a serious sweating problem but fuck if you are going to watch the idiot fucking drown right in front of you. You guys read anything interesting lately?
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I’d like to hear other people’s recommendations, though. I have also tried to mention no more than one fic from any given author, but many people on this list have produced a lot more quality stuff! I’ve tried to avoid listing super popular fics that people might have heard about already, and there’s countless others that I’m forgetting or can’t find again, not to mention all the goodfic out there that I just don’t know about, so this list is, of course, very short and very incomplete. Some people might like them, and some people might not, so take this list with a grain of YMMV. I’m not saying this list contains the best fics evarr omg, but I am saying that this is a list of Homestuck fanfics I enjoyed and would personally recommend, in no particular order.